June 2012
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The Avett Brothers with very special guest Dirk... →
growingbackwardswithtime:
Dirk plays a mean tambourine, all the while dwarfing Scotty Avett. What a great moment and an incredible night!
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sillyunicorntime:
bookstores and libraries should be like churches, man
you’re not allowed to judge anyone in a bookstore no matter what kind of books they’re looking at
literary nuts can read trashy romance novels
adults can sit cross legged on the floor and read picture books
christians can read the koran and buddhists can read books about satanism
mother of four can read a self-help book...
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mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal
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also
whenever I think about possible future tattoos I never think of pictures
just words
words everywhere
different sayings I’ve picked up along the way
is this weird?
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help!
so I have an interview on tuesday in the scholarships & financial aid office at my school
and like
I have no idea what to wear
like do i have to wear pantyhose and a collared shirt ugh
help meee
(i am a 20 year old female for those who haven’t been tuning in)
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nick miller nick miller from the streets of chicago his players play like they do like they did
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queerard:
i like to alternate between chatspeak and actual words to show that i am educated but also carefree and fun 2 be around
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Andy Samberg Confirms He's Leaving "Saturday Night... →
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♥: sometimes i just want to get a fake orange spray tan and bleach my…
ugly-feelings:
sometimes i just want to get a fake orange spray tan and bleach my hair blonde and wear hollister and a&f and american eagle and uggs exclusively and wear frosted lipglosses and make ducklips faces and care about jersey shore and gossip girl. because apparently “nice” dudes hate when girls that
because...
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louisstommo:
what if you had never joined tumblr
think about that
think of all the people you’d never have met
think of all the shows and movies you’d never have watched
#I was so alone #and I owe you so much
May 2012
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i have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
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so I’m sitting here and listening to my mom talk about project graduation
(this lock-in where seniors, after graduation, get free food and win prizes and stuff and play games and anyway, it’s better than prom)
apparently there were 5 ipads raffled off
and “FOUR OF THEM WENT TO BLACK KIDS… now isn’t that fishy?”
and “six of the ten laptops went to black...
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